You fucking serious!?
You want to take the enjoyment out of a poor squirrel's short life because of your own selfishness!?Squirrels don't live for very long, so take them on early!Squirrel's all-nighterSquirrel's natural enemyI bought a new video gaaaame!!
Let's pull an all-nighter!!That just means I have to defeat that dog for you to openly make me your pet!Uwaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!HushEh? You're already tired, so let's not?Eh? You keep a dog, so you're not allowed to keep a squirrel too?