Start the game with a watermelon cleaver.
This is a meme originated from the advertisements of shit browser MMORPGs, its exact origin remains unknown.
Despite having ridiculous paywalls later in the game, every single one of these shit browser MMORPGs still tries very hard to fool their potential customers by claiming "You start your game with merely a cleaver, and all your equipment are loots", implying a cost-free stress-free gameplay experience.