Don't you screw with me, I am a man who has watched over 700 episodes of Meitantei Conan. I have mastered over 600 ways of killing, and over 200 methods of creating a locked room mystery. I am capable of making impenetrable alibis, and am able to kill with merely a fishing line, toilet, dagger, poisoned needle, and the list goes on. So do remember to tread lightly, or death will come for you, and you won't even see it coming. A very specific type of copypasta mocking those who cannot distinguish between fictional media and the real world. Examples include the wannabe drug lords who watched all of Breaking Bad, wannabe police elites who watched all of Flashpoint, and the wannabe war veterans who played Cross Fire. According to one, 2 years of intense training in Cross Fire made him an outstanding war fighter, and he was ready to take on the duty, should China ever be at war with Japan.