I found you are half like Shakespeare. In other words, "You are an idiot". The Engrish translation already spills the beans.
Shakespeare is transliterated into Sha-shi-bi-ya (莎士比亚) in Chinese. Take the first and the third characters, and you'll get one of the most common new-age Chinese insults, sha bi (literally, "stupid cunt"). Hence, you are "half like Shakespeare".Shakpe