Please call me one of the red scarf.
In old Chinese PSAs, this is always the way a teenager answers when their name is asked after doing some good deeds, promoting the value of "never leave your name, only your good deeds." Red Scarf was the Chinese youth organization of the Communist party. Nowadays, especially on the internet, it's used in a much perverted way: you put this line in after you did someone a favor by helping him find the download/online link to his designated porn.
