Wait!What in the heck!!
It's a VIRUS!!These 'computers' are certainly difficult beasts...Please click OK immediately to delete it!STOP!I see.Vye-roos?STOP!!A virus has been detected on the computer that you are using!WARNING!That's a Taisho bint for 'ya!'ya don't know? Viruses are downright nasty little berks!You're such a handful, aren't you?
I'll teach you right proper!Are you serious?Lesse... so I can fix it by running this 'Down-loaded Ee-ex-ee fai-el here?