TrmpTrmpTrmpTrmpTrmpIt's because you're dealing with Aya, after all!!!So quietly accept this ball of candid advice...Yo, Reimu. What's up?What!!? What's with her!!?A real oni showed up!!?Ah, Suika!!!Too bad for you, the only one who can help you now, in both reality and Gensokyo, is a friendly teacher with the hand of an oni!!!I'll put down your pretensions of happy real-lifery, the tengu way!!! Awkward, but "realfaggotry" seemed a bit harsh...