kirisame marisa, remilia scarlet, flandre scarlet, izayoi sakuya, shameimaru aya, and 8 more (touhou and 2 more) drawn by minato_hitori

Ah... Aaaah....

HELP ME--!!

Gurbbbbbb---!!

I-I get it! I'm leaving!

Sa...Sakuya... Drink...pee....

woof

And this is the invoice for all the glass you broke during your break-ins up to this point. Please pay in dollars.

!? Tenshi!

I'm safe because I don't drink it fresh, I heat it up first

And Patchouli-sama is obsessed with spraying Febreze in the library so she told me to not let in the black-white who smells like a wild dog

I'll introduce her to you also!

I am the ally of downtrodden people

200 million

Eh? Surely there isn't a pervert like th...

And there is someone powerful in this Gensokyo who will still give us love, even though we are like this ♥

But the perverts were not all extinguished.

My bad, my bad

And also...

Nitori-san, I heard you created another new invention!?

Where did sister go?

*cackling laughter*

Yes! And the name is "master who wants to drink the servant's fresh piss dies immediately machine"

M-MISTRESS--!?

Oh gee, I didn't think there would actually be a person like that...

The Scarlet Devil Mansion is in mourning No admittance to vulgar persons

That's not true, she's actually really nice to children

So lonely, ze...

and to adults she'll pet them until they can't stop peeing blood!

That was close, so close. Thankfully, I'm already dead

Where there's light, there must be shadow... As long as urine still exists, so too will perverts continue to be born...

W...wait, I have a bad feeling about this! More and more inauspicious flowers are coming this way!