Deep-fried filletsDarjeeling-sama the great!Viva Darjeeling-sama!You will be given a book of British jokes and then be isolated in an compartment in the orlop. The top will be welded shut and your only remaining contact with the outside world will be a bamboo breathing tube.
Darjeeling sounds like Dajare, the Japanese word for "pun". Yes, this is literally a pun on pun.Hahahahaha...The heroic path to becoming Darjeeling-sama!This ordeal will last 1000 days, then...Jellied eelsThere's no such thing!Instead you will be provided with nothing but British cuisine. Day after day, it will be fish and chips, Yorkshire pudding, and kippers.Wow~ really...And after a few days, or maybe even a few months, only the enlightened one who can finally understand and laugh at British jokes will be released because they possess a true John Bull spirit. At long last they shall have the title of Darjeeling-sama bestowed upon them.This title can only be attained by undergoing an unimaginably cruel trialFirst you are quarantined from the rest of the ship in order to combat and vanquish the temptation of Japanese food.
During the trial, you mustn't touch rice, miso, soy sauce, etc.Darjeeling-sama is the champion among the noble sisters at the St. Gloriana Girls Academy.Furthermore, all Japanese entertainment products are banned. You will be limited to British TV programs and movies in order to instill British culture into you.Ecky Ecky Ecky N'pang P'kang Awayu...The Darjeeling candidate must spend everyday reading and chanting British jokes.
Parody of "How to become a Buddhism sokushinbutsu mummy".
