Who the hell are you!?S-...Yo!Right's the one that holds chopsticks and left's the one that holds the rice bowl!I'm your commander!I am Patchouli Knowledge, from the Land of the Scarlet Devil!!Land of the Scarlet Devil (紅魔郷) is the Japanese part of the title of Embodiment of Scarlet Devil.Why the hell did you come here!?Your hands are reversed. Is your heart on your right?Demonic CommanderSir!Die!The commander role this time around doesn't suit him at all...ReverseYou're too damned stupid!!Hey! Who the hell are you!?Which one is right? Or left?How could you...There you go! This kind of straight man role works better for you...I've joined your squad so I can be part of the military police and spend all day online within your borders!!Hey, you!The military police don't need any damn NEETs!!I don't have chopsticks or a rice bowl, so how would I know?!So, who the hell are you?
