Our school can grow cucumbers all year round in the greenhouses. We're very proud of this.My? We have a guest? Would you like some sandwiches and black tea?Fufufu
Our school doesn't have any deep dark secrets at all.
Damn! Our school's secret has been exposed! Capture her! Don't let her escape!To be continued. *tremble*I've come to spy on St. Gloriana Girls Academy today! Waaah! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I didn't see! I didn't see anything~!Huh?
There are a bunch of Assam-looking kappas chained to the floor.Oh.Drank too much black tea~Go ahead.
Tour our ship until you're fully satisfied. There's plenty of black tea for refills.Ah!
You mustn't go in there!I gotta use your washroom a bit. And they're cultivating cucumbers?We'll turn you into a kappa too!!Waah, thank you very much. Cucumber sandwiches sure have that English feel to them.St. Gloriana's internal organs
A parody of 戦争のはらわた (Sensou no Harawata, literally "Bowels of The War"), the Japanese title for Sam Peckinpah's "Cross of Iron".