I like Oshawott, so what!?Why in the burning hell would you choose a monster that would reverse their attributes for!!You cur...None of your bloody business!Rather, from a while ago...How did it even comes to this! And I don't wear no G-string panties!!Oshawott, you pribbling milk-livered haggard!!What would you know, you miserable, vomitous mass!Oh, and by chance, do you wear G-string panties as well, you loathsome paynim!What does that even have to do with anything!Ah!? And which did you say was your favorite Pokémon again, you little scabby reptile!!?And you would, with your little turd-filled hole you called a mouth!? You no legs loathsome little fairy maggot!!