The sugarcane genes... are calling!!!This Life is a famous song composed by Tohyama Akitaka for THE IDOLM@STER MASTER SPECIAL 03 and first recorded by Ganaha Hibiki in 2009. The song's infamous first line, "Your genes... are calling," is hilarious.Once you're up there, you've got to say something entertaining, understand?Su... Sugarcane!! Sugarcane!!!さとうきび畑 (Sugarcane Fields) is a famous song composed by Terajima Naohiko during a visit to Okinawa and first recorded by Moriyama Ryoko in 1969. The song invokes terribly emotional memories of the Battle of Okinawa.* The day's biggest hit of allYeap, I guess-o!!!Okinawan boxer Gushiken Yoko (具志堅 用高) always pronounced "sou desu ne" as "chocchune" (ちょっちゅね). Fellow boxer Kataoka Tsurutaro (片岡 鶴太郎) began imitating him and others followed. The phrase spread in popularity throughout Japan.
A related Nico video here.AmiMikiHibikiOh my...Let's do our best, Takane!Chiefs of Police for the Day Shijou Takane and Ganaha Hibiki, the stage is yours——"Good day to you all. My name is Hara Yumi, and I play the role of Shijou Takane."I'm gonna fightIt's almost time for you to take the stage.YukihoSir ♡BWAAABWAABWAAAAlright, you guys, here we go!DearestYes, of course....BA-DUM TSHMamiYes, indeed...Self-introductions, if the two of you would be so kind.Heheheh.Not to worry, I figured that something like this might happen."Having become the Chief of Police for a Day,""See what I did there?"Last Night:Miss IoriYour job today is "Chief of Police for the Day"!As someone who is not nearly as proficient a public speaker as Hibiki is, I am rather nervous..."How cruel of you, Dearest Sir. Cruella de Vil is our office clerk."This is a thorny pun in Japanese. I'll explain myself later."I will fight to defend peace for the people of this world..." Make a pose here....HAHAHABWAHAHA"Quiz World Marukajiri: Nibble Around the World, that is."Quiz World Marukajiri was a quiz show that ran on TV Tokyo from 1983 to 1994. As its title implies, it featured food trivia from around the world.BWAHAHAHA! She's only Chief of Police for the Day, but she's talking about world peace, GRAAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!BWAHAHAHA!I'm so glad they liked it...KABOOOOOOMWhatever happened to defending us!? GRAAR-HAR-HAR-HAR!to defend this world's peace!!BA-DUM TSHSqueak–!I'm only Chief of Police for the Day, but I'm talking about world peace, isn't that just the funniest thing—?Okaaaaay~(You're gonna knock 'em flat tomorrow, that's for sure)Squeak–!HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—HIBIKI—It's about time that I cut back little by little on the dialect gags in my performances; gotta take that first step forward!!Squeak–! (Hibiki...)(If you can't pull this off, then no one can.)Hibiki... Is something the matter?... No choice but to ad-lib something, fast!Howdy, y'aaaaaall!! Ganaha Hibiki speakin'!!HAHAHABA-DUM TSHL... Lessee, lessee, bitter melon champloo~!Bitter melon and champloo are both extremely Okinawan foods.AHAHAAs was to be expected...Squeak–!All of you out there too, don't forget the importance of being yourselves!!(Your personality came through loud and clear, Hibiki)This is a set of hilarious one-liners that I put together. Read this to that crowd, and they'll be beside themselves howling with laughter.ring ring ringAh– It's gone!?Takane...
Ah– She's gone!? Takane!!I'm hungry– Let's make bitter melon champloo.OsakaSo, the Takane I saw....NaplesEh–Hibiki....Los AngelesShanghaiKolkataHA-This bitter melon is kinda strong–Being hungry is proof of being alive!!That's right!!The phone–Takane had an accident?! Her condition is unknown?!!It is only moderately bitter.It's alright.Ah– TakaneSay that after you've tried it. If you diss it, I'll get mad.That's what I'm best at~