Someone posted with my account, i'm in trouble

ok, so spam user #144069 posted with my account

spam is my cousin. we were using the same computer and apparentely he was arguing in forum #40164 and posted with my account (this is bad, because he was uploading crap. So if people think it's me, then it would mean i am trolling).

I know how this sounds. I really don't know what to say to make it sound believable, maybe if you look at my posts and see that there's no freaking way I could be him. I've been trying to become a contributor and I really think I can do it and now this happens.

He has got me in trouble before, but I usually know because I get a warning saying I have two accounts, I didn't get anything (I guess this site doesn't do that?). I mean, if I really wanted to troll, I wouldn't do it with the same computer after having experiences with double account warnings in other forums and ruining my chances to get invited for sure.

Oh my freaking god, can I at least be given the benefit of the doubt?

EDIT: as to not make a new post and bump it.

Alright, I think I might be able to make my claims more believable (maybe i'm going too far). Me and my cousin are neighbors, we sometimes sleep at each other's houses (that's why he was at my house yesterday). There are some things online that me and my cousin have done together (youtube videos). Both houses are shown and hopefully you can see my house from his, and his from mine (proving we are neighbors). And also you can tell that me an him are different, hopefully you can somewhat correlate what you see of me and him in the videos with what Roarchu and spam in here have done (I think you will be able to see the a difference, and that I have some taste in picking art). I can also prove that the person in the videos is me (Roarchu). I'm only willing to do this through pm

Roarchu said:
ok, so spam user #144069 posted with my account

spam is my cousin. we were using the same computer and apparentely he was arguing in forum #40164 and posted with my account (this is bad, because he was uploading crap. So if people think it's me, then it would mean i am trolling).

I know how this sounds. I really don't know what to say to make it sound believable, maybe if you look at my posts and see that there's no freaking way I could be him. I've been trying to become a contributor and I really think I can do it and now this happens.

He has got me in trouble before, but I usually know because I get a warning saying I have two accounts, I didn't get anything (I guess this site doesn't do that?). He's the kind of person that goes to 4chan and god knows where and get viruses on computers. Just a while ago, he got a virus on our home computer, I fixed it, and now it's getting slow again.

Oh my freaking god, can I at least be given the benefit of the doubt?

...

I might be a bad person, but having read everything you and spam wrote, I'm tempted to suggest that Fencedude should probably ban you both and get this over with.

It's probably not a troll. The account "spam" was created a good month before the account "Roarchu", and "spam" has been uploading since February. Few people would set up a troll attempt that thoroughly, and none of those people would be stupid enough to log in to the wrong account while executing the troll.

Now, can we stop making threads about this?

not a bad person exactly, it's called absolutism...

I don't know what to say, I'd have a hard time believing me, i'm pretty frustrated. I really think I could bring some stuff to this site. I'm even starting to see me getting banned as a positive thing since i'll be on the computer less..

but well, im at your mercy. Also, 葉月 could you pm and tell me what you think? Because if someone was going to invite to be a contributor it'd be you, and honestly I don't really feel much like trying anymore if my chance is gone...alright, i'm going to sleep now

glasnost said:
It's probably not a troll. The account "spam" was created a good month before the account "Roarchu", and "spam" has been uploading since February. Few people would set up a troll attempt that thoroughly, and none of those people would be stupid enough to log in to the wrong account while executing the troll.

Now, can we stop making threads about this?

don't mean to bump a useless thread. But I must Thank you, ok bye for real now

I'm willing to give Roarchu the benefit of the doubt, he has a decent upload history, and I don't ever remember him causing problems in the past.

Spam on the other hand I'm all for banning, he has terrible uploads and seems to get unduly offended when they get voted down. While that in itself isn't enough for a ban, taking over another users' account and using it as a sockpuppet should be.

@Roarchu

I'd be more careful to log out in the future.

Spam and Roarchu are related so I can see how they can share the same IP and since they have different posting styles then its safe to assume they're different people.

I agree with Shinji, Ban Spam for sock pupetting and leave Roarchu and keep his account on watch.

1. Don't panic, people.
2. Spam is an idiot, but banning him for sockpuppetting would be mean, as he clearly didn't realise he was posting as Roarchu.
3. Seriously, don't panic. Panicking has never helped anyone.
4. As I said in another thread, lock your laptop. That should be a given, with cousins this stupid around.
5. No, I'm not going to ban you or anything, and neither will you being spam's cousin (or spam being yours) make me think less of you. It's not like you can choose your family.
6. Have I already told you not to panic? And lock your laptop? If you absolutely have to let him use your machine, make a guest account and have him use that.

葉月 said:
1. Don't panic, people.
2. Spam is an idiot, but banning him for sockpuppetting would be mean, as he clearly didn't realise he was posting as Roarchu.
3. Seriously, don't panic. Panicking has never helped anyone.
4. As I said in another thread, lock your laptop. That should be a given, with cousins this stupid around.
5. No, I'm not going to ban you or anything, and neither will you being spam's cousin (or spam being yours) make me think less of you. It's not like you can choose your family.
6. Have I already told you not to panic? And lock your laptop? If you absolutely have to let him use your machine, make a guest account and have him use that.

Don't listen to 葉月. He's arming the heat seeking Ban His Ass Missile as we speak. Better start panicking. That helps, also sacrificing your first born son or your oldest virgin daughter helps.

What the heck are you talking about? You're just trying to stir up trouble now.

Action_Kamen said:
That helps, also sacrificing your first born son or your oldest virgin daughter helps.

I'm trying to think of a situation in which having either a firstborn son or a virgin daughter would be useful, and failing.

Shinjidude said:
What the heck are you talking about? You're just trying to stir up trouble now.

I was joking, trying to lighten the mood. Roarchu is freaking out so I tried easing his mind with some humor. Sorry if it was tasteless of me.

葉月 said:
I'm trying to think of a situation in which having either a firstborn son or a virgin daughter would be useful, and failing.

You never know, one day you may need to appease an angry deity.

I think he meant that, though he is an angry deity, he would not be much appeased by the sacrifice to him of something he finds unuseful, such as firstborn sons or virgin daughters. He prefers runty sons and slutty daughters, I guess.

@Action Kamen

Sorry I read that wrong then, I thought you were trying to cause trouble.

@0xCCBA696

I think the idea is more what single purpose could you have where firstborn sons and virgin daughters would be interchangeable.

Shinjidude said:
I'm willing to give Roarchu the benefit of the doubt, he has a decent upload history, [...]

Spam on the other hand I'm all for banning, he has terrible uploads and seems to get unduly offended when they get voted down. While that in itself isn't enough for a ban, taking over another users' account and using it as a sockpuppet should be.

@Roarchu

I'd be more careful to log out in the future.

I agree with all of this.

Plus spam doesn't seem to get it.

These threads are getting ridiculous.

Spam is banned for 2737 years.
Roarchu is not banned, but needs to learn to lock his laptop and/or beat up his cousin.
Thread is locked.

Everyone go about your lives now.