Based on top040424.jpg from ZUN's old website
https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Miscellaneous_illustrations_by_ZUN#ZUN.27s_Old_Website

have her sit on my palm or lap (depending on the size)

Reference:

Artistic error because Taki has both earrings on the bottom image (she normally rocks the gay single earring)

Edit: The artist noticed (https://twitter.com/nunnun_0410/status/1844009481954590742)

上のりっきーはないのに、下のりっきーに突然イヤリングが出現している件については突っ込まないでください。今気付いた
-- Google Translate --
Please don't point out that the bottom Ricky suddenly has earrings, while the top Ricky doesn't. I just noticed.

Buy a Nagato doll!

In reality, both Pixiv and Twitter are DeviantArt in disguise, filled with grotesque garbage.

Edit: I think I misunderstood the picture, and it's not actually saying that one is better than the other. My bad.

What's there to even translate

regulatorPollien said:

What's there to even translate

The bottle and the writing on her jacket.

Translation by /u/TerrorWhisky over on Reddit

The rabbit in the corner is an ibisPaint stamp.

@霞光湖心 the link youve sourced this with is not usable, whos the artist who made this?

raw chocolate action

If you think about it, this fire keeper is simply the best of all the other waifus.

MentallyUnstable said:

If you think about it, this fire keeper is simply the best of all the other waifus.

Of course. She helps you the most, isn't afraid of your eccentric behavior, and even encourages you to move forward in the face of adversity. And for a Dark Souls game that's the best thing ever.

Still in the maiden in black camp. fite me.

.musouka said:

Still in the maiden in black camp. fite me.

-FireKeeperisBabe45 has invaded your world-

HunterNGames said:

-FireKeeperisBabe45 has invaded your world-

Haha, you fell for the trap! Our servers are down so you're now caught in a loading limbo FOREVER! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha... -sobs-

WishfulWaffle said:

-FireKeeperisBabe45 has invaded your world-

-backstabs- Gave him a few years to make a move since the ps5 ver came and kicked him out of limbo but I guess he was stuck in there for so long he eventually stopped thinking.

Head Canon: their distant cousins. That or Samara’s a cursed reincarnation of Sadako that, while different was still cursed to fall to a similar fate