Not very confident on the translation for the omikuji, there are some parts I'm not sure I got right. If someone wants to take a stab at it, the text has seemingly been copied from here.
Either way, to all my fellow Ohayoumu enjoyers: I want to wish you all a happy new year!
Always find it fascinating how creeps online get upset someone else gets into a relationship. "Noo please my anime waifu must stay pure ree!" Like I can't even imagine how many times I would have had to be kicked in the head as a child to write that a voice actor "backstabs" their fans by getting married. Delusional.