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Probably one of the most convoluted goroawase I've seen thus far. Hits the same way as your regular dad joke.

Despite the blurry, non-detailed labels, the bottle on the left is Mountain Dew (specifically the Voltage flavor based on the color) and the right is Windex. The shapes line up.

Reminds me, I heard the Russian mafia apparently kind of played this game to sell bootleg vodka. They'd add coloring to the alcohol and label it as a chemical cleaner to bring it through customs. Then they'd remove the coloring, add vodka flavoring, and then sell it as vodka. This was to avoid paying higher tariffs for importing spirits.

GreyOmega said:

Reminds me, I heard the Russian mafia apparently kind of played this game to sell bootleg vodka. They'd add coloring to the alcohol and label it as a chemical cleaner to bring it through customs. Then they'd remove the coloring, add vodka flavoring, and then sell it as vodka. This was to avoid paying higher tariffs for importing spirits.

Vodka has a flavor?

ToxicOrochi said:

Despite the blurry, non-detailed labels, the bottle on the left is Mountain Dew (specifically the Voltage flavor based on the color) and the right is Windex. The shapes line up.

Pretty sure it's because it's a reference to this photograph (which I'm familiar with from tumblr, hence the link, but may originate elsewhere).

NNescio said:

Vodka has a flavor?

I assume they were adding something to cover up the fact it was not real vodka, by giving it a flavor perhaps not dissimilar to ones with flavoring. The article as I recall did call it "vodka flavoring"... whatever that is.

Juan

I Juan-der.

juan

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See: Tamatebako - Wikipedia

I wonder if we have a tag for the tamatebako, or a copyright tag for Urashima Tarou...

The police car is from Grand Theft Auto V, adding the tag.

basically sensei is love Bla-

Not all are born equal

Green eggs and ham are one thing, but I draw the line at green chicken/duck/"wtf is even that".

NOOOOO, OWL

I am so tempted to tag kamen_rider_w right now.

I did always wonder why the tentacle locks are gone with that outfit...

alphashitlord said:

I did always wonder why the tentacle locks are gone with that outfit...

In at least one variant of the short hairstyle they're still there, just shrunk down to the point where they're hard to spot if you miss the orange tips.

Flogging VTuber

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Being called Mr. Phlosion implies that his name is Ty Phlosion.

NegativeSoul said:

Poor Typhlosion is never going to live this down.

And it’s my favorite starter line, too…:Deadbeat:

humanfilth said:

Being called Mr. Phlosion implies that his name is Ty Phlosion.

Tyrone "Ty" Phlosion.

NNescio said:

Tyrone "Ty" Phlosion.

Makes sense why he bailed on his kids.

NNescio said:

Tyrone "Ty" Phlosion.

spierdalacz said:

Makes sense why he bailed on his kids.

THAT’S RACIST!!!