Kanade: Hey! Bancho~ Hajime: Yo! Kanade! Kanade: Too heavy~! Bancho, youโre heavy! Kanade: Hey!!! Itโs so heavyโฆ Hajime: Thatโs what you get for sleeping here! Kanade: Are we really doing this? Kanade: Is it okay if I just keep saying, "Bancho, youโre heavy!" until itโs over? Hajime: You little...! Ao: Kanade, the heaviest one here is actually Ao, you know? Kanade: screaming Ao: Ao is... the heaviest! Hajime: Wait, itโs dangerous if two people pile on Kanade..! Kanade: Iโm gonna die..! Ao: Thatโs because Ao is the tallest! Ao: Excuse me! Incoming!!
Explanation for why this is in the "Hilarious in Hindsight" pool: This image was posted to Pixiv on September 16, 2016. The final episode of Danganronpa 3, which revealed that Hajime's two personas had merged (hence his differently colored eyes, one representing his original self, and one representing Izuru), aired on September 29, 2016.