The problem is Kind Mita's chibis are defective, either spawning dead or broken as indicated by the one that wasn't dead constantly running in a circle. In all likelihood Kind Mita has been compromised and she's not aware of it. Of particular note she doesn't send you on the shortest route between versions, which Crazy Mita will tell you if you linger with her after nearly having the fridge land on you. As she'll comment that taking the rail car is actually the longest route between versions.
SauceNao is pointing me towards pixiv #88969373 by Tokisaki Kun, which is a bad pixiv id. No idea if that's the actual origin or if that was also a repost of some sort.
