Star Nun: "You show the impressionable Little Nuns something they shouldn't try themselves. Don't force me to use my "love"." Cricket Monk: "You know with the threat, using something that looks like a paddle with the word "love" and we being monk and nun this is like certain movies Little Nuns and Little Monks are not allowed to watch." Star Nun: "Not a word more or I have to pun- You know what: Just stop smashing melons like that."
I always liked the idea of "Real Robots" doing battle with Eldritch Creatures.
Can I interest you in a little game called Mecha Knights: Nightmare? It's not transcendant, but still kinda fun. It's essentially about hell titans released by Russia. Kinda hard, I got filtered early.