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Too much Shinko is bad for your health.

The same reason why your sweethearts Tachyon and Kitasan are in the same school despite the latter being born three years after the former died. Duh.

NNescio said:

Too much Shinko is bad for your health.

Now I have that Ice Cube song stuck in my head :sweat_smile:

NNescio said:

Too much Shinko is bad for your health.

When you become a musume, the powers that be make your past life chronology 100% irrelevant. It's only what you did and especially who you got with that matter, never the whens. Surprised that it's so hard for musume otaku to remember this.

RNGCombo said:

When you become a musume, the powers that be make your past life chronology 100% irrelevant. It's only what you did and especially who you got with that matter, never the whens. Surprised that it's so hard for musume otaku to remember this.

You should also take that to pretty much every pairing in that universe that isn't Shakur x Fine. Or Studio Kai and Cygames Pictures whose Uma adaptations are more or less faithful recreations of the IRL races.

Kuwa is the name of that gardening tool she's holding. But I am getting the impression she's showcasing her favorite weapons.

Cute!!!

i never knew i needed transgender Shinji

Prokopetz said:

I have no particular stance on whether estrogen would have saved Shinji, but I'm looking at it from the family dynamic angle, and... well, Jesus Christ. On a good day, Shinji already looks like a teenage soft butch version of Yui Ikari – can you imagine how Gendo would react to his "son" slowly morphing into his dead wife?

Akozaki said:

Asuka remarks that "y'know, now that the hormones are starting to kick in, you look an awful lot like Rei" and from there, accidentally unravels the entire plot within minutes.

Stark?

Definitely feels like a Manhwa concept.

Tan lejos había llegado el meme?

M O N D O N G O

About the only thing it's missing is that big goofy mustache he had in that one WWI picture, the one before his infamous toothbrush mustache.

adolf hitler jumpscare

The image source.

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Looks like is time for a detour to get Renko's hat back...

r0d3n7z said:

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the site is down

kamar said:

the site is down

@kamar There is an active snapshot for that URL in Web Archive from October 2016

Sonic and Amy are both too cool and wonderful here, especially when in their golden super forms.

That skeleton look fly as fuck, man.

sooo cute

choo choo

the gremlin

How did lolihater kill someone from the grave

TokikoIsWin said:

How did lolihater kill someone from the grave

The kill notification shows from top to bottom, which means lolihater killed Momoi first before getting slammed by Wakamo

Rush B

Those characters on Fami's side aren't named or likely to ever get names. They're just random students Fami is friends with who picked her up after she talked with Yoshida and Fumiko.

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greenwind said:

Right. What’s actually bad about this?

90% of Touhou is headcanon/imagination so I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this. It’s not hurting anyone, it’s not fantasizing about hurting anyone, it’s not morally wrong.

This is fine. This image gets a thumbs up 👍

greenwind said:

Right. What’s actually bad about this?

90% of Touhou is headcanon/imagination so I don’t think there’s anything wrong with this. It’s not hurting anyone, it’s not fantasizing about hurting anyone, it’s not morally wrong.

This is fine. This image gets a thumbs up 👍

Hakurei Reimu isn't black.

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Why do people keep reviving the same inane argument?

Cute pic.

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Poor McQueen couldn't even enjoy her calories in peace.

So is there some special event going on that made Cygames open so many rainbow gates at once?

RNGCombo said:

So is there some special event going on that made Cygames open so many rainbow gates at once?

It's their 4th year anni. Uma's, I mean.

4th year and still no news on EN release

sabitafukku said:

no news on EN release

Cygames needs to have 100% unbreakable assurance from the EN fanbase that if they get a global release they'll be happy with whatever kind of treatment they are given and will become the perfect white knights. At least for the first year or so.

RNGCombo said:

Cygames needs to have 100% unbreakable assurance from the EN fanbase that if they get a global release they'll be happy with whatever kind of treatment they are given and will become the perfect white knights. At least for the first year or so.

As long as Cygames actually communicates and interacts with their global crowd, something most every other Global release that continues to be successful has done, they have nothing worry about. Both parties have responsibilities if we want a successful launch. Besides, from what I've seen the EN Uma community is a far cry from the toxic Hoyo crowd or the gooning Blue Archive fandom.

Not sure how Chrono'd be able to bet on the WIN5 considering A) uma races aren't gambling and B) even if they did they'd probably follow the real life rule of not being able to bet on their own branch of gambling... Or any URA races in any form for that matter.

Jnglmpera said:

Not sure how Chrono'd be able to bet on the WIN5 considering A) uma races aren't gambling and B) even if they did they'd probably follow the real life rule of not being able to bet on their own branch of gambling... Or any URA races in any form for that matter.

Pretty sure the guessing game still exist. Gambling or no gambling, people still can't stop trying to predict who is gonna win or not.

Jnglmpera said:

Not sure how Chrono'd be able to bet on the WIN5 considering A) uma races aren't gambling and B) even if they did they'd probably follow the real life rule of not being able to bet on their own branch of gambling... Or any URA races in any form for that matter.

backdoor or underground betting can exist... heck I'm sure they have analysts and commentators in their television programs that does predictions on races too.

Either way Chrono will definitely be turned into the next keiba gambling addict like Spe-Nakayama-Melody Lane-Espo at some point in the Tanuki videos.

Jnglmpera said:

Not sure how Chrono'd be able to bet on the WIN5 considering A) uma races aren't gambling and B) even if they did they'd probably follow the real life rule of not being able to bet on their own branch of gambling... Or any URA races in any form for that matter.

If gameplay mechanics are any representation of a horsegirl's actual life, gambling is the very lifeforce of an umamusume. The only difference is which one of them officially gains or loses money from it somehow.