Sure is awkward running into germanic mercenaries while in Paris of all places :BlobWheeze:
On a slightly more serious note, my sincerest apologies to all victims of the supermassively undeserved hype around Paris, the capital that's less dense than Tokyo, yet more overwhelming, has the frenchest people of France (in the bad way), issues with trash and streets that smell like piss, and much more.
The fact that there is so much as a condition from the contrast between the international idea of Paris and it's reality is both hilarous and terrifying