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Okayu: So, to get through this third day, I'll teach Mio how to stop her hiccups.
Mio: Eh! Really?
Okayu: First, Mio, you have to follow everything I say. Got it?
Mio: Yes... got it. hic
Okayu: Alright, first... um... close your eyes!
Mio: Okay!
Okayu: Next is...
Korone: Something’s happening...
Okayu: Now take a deep breath, fill your belly with air!
Mio and Fubuki: takes a deep breath
Okayu: Okay, stop!
Okayu: ...And Koro-san! Say something funny!
Mio: laughs
Korone: Eh?
Okayu: Wait, no! Mio, you must keep holding your breath!
Mio: Hold on... hold on! I’ll try one more time...!
Mio: Here I go~!
Mio and Fubuki: takes a deep breath
Okayu: Alright, Koro-san! Do it!
Mio: laughs
Okayu: Uh... wait a sec...
Everyone: laughs
Fubuki: Hey, that was too quick!
Okayu: You must hold on here...
Fubuki: You can do it, Mio!
Okayu: You can do it, Mio!
Fubuki: Don’t breathe out!
Mio: I can’t hold it... I’ll try harder one more time, then.
Okayu: Alright, let's do this! Take a really REALLY big breath!
Mio and Fubuki: takes a deep breath
Okayu: Alright, Koro-san! Do it!
Mio: laughs
Korone: Why?!
Everyone: laughs
Okayu: We haven’t even done anything yet...
Fubuki: With just a single word...
Korone: But maybe it stopped this time?
Okayu: Did it stop? Since it’s a diaphragm spasm... I wonder if it worked...
Korone: I think it stopped...
Mio: Maybe it did stop...
Fubuki: It stopped!
Okayu: Oh, great!

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    wj8 said:

    How old you were when you realized Big Smoke was ordering for the entire gang?

    Jokes on you, everyone pretty much pick their order but this guy went for ultra servings. Although there is a more spoiler-ish reason for it too.

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    Chuy88 said:

    Sensei's density rivals a neutron star.

    I'm surprised Sensei hasn't collapsed into a black hole, he's so dense....

    The way jazz's Blue Archive posts are going (and assuming they're all in the same continuity), it's going to end with someone resting in pieces, and I'm still not sure who. (Likely not Sensei, unless someone figures out how to get pieces from something that dense....)

    Alanis, spaghettified by a teacher called Sensei

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    ojandora said:

    The text: Sensei no longer needs mandatory assistance
    What the students see: the GSC has monopolized Sensei

    GSC in reality: WE'RE DONE SAVING YOU!!

    - throws sensei to the students, while they join in -

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