Radahn: I donโt know where I am. I donโt know what anyone is doing. I don't know which is true; am I gay for Miquella and Aeonia was staged, or did I try to back out and the twins came to bridenap me? I donโt know how Miq can casually rip off bodyparts when Ranni had to do that bullshit with the Death Rune to become a spirit. Come to think of it; I donโt know why my sister was an Empyrean to begin with when purportedly what made Mickey and Malenia qualify was Marika fucking herself to conceive them. I donโt know why โThe Fingersโ are portrayed as immortal manipulative masterminds when Metyr is just a big monster killed in a straight fight, they never actually display mind control capabilities like Mick does, and people have to interpret their messages so whoโs to say the Finger Readers werenโt making shit up themselves? I donโt know what Radagon is even meant to be: is he an externalized persona like Trina & Millicent, or is he just some guy that got assimilated by her, thereโs evidence either way. I donโt know why Gargoyle Black Weapons use the wrong particle effects. I donโt know why Gurranq doesnโt despawn when Maliketh dies. I donโt know why Irinaโs corpse doesnโt despawn when she comes back as Hyetta. I donโt know why Marikaโs corpse is in the arena when fighting Radagon who we just saw morph her body into his own to fight. I donโt know why it took From 2.5 years to enable Torrent in the Elden Beast fight when that boss was blatantly designed to be chased and dodged from horseback. I donโt know why several of the Hornsent NPCs and Enemy types donโt have actual horns attached to their models. I donโt know why one of Millicentโs sisters just randomly has a copy of Melinaโs dagger. I donโt know why Niall has both legs intact and uses his prosthetic as a bladed boxing glove. I donโt know why Fingercreepers were retconned into being related to Two Fingers when the base game hinted they were creations of Rykard and they donโt actually resemble each other. I donโt know if Placidusax was supposed to have 4 or 5 heads originally. I donโt know why Florissax is stuck in anthro-dragon form when Lansseax can switch between full-dragon & full-human at will. I donโt know why Mitch just randomly has a third arm as a spirit. I donโt know why Mallie and Miqy donโt have wolfman babysitters or their own personal Two Fingers when that apparently is standard equipment for all Empyreans. I donโt know how the twins can just casually leave the continent and start a rival religion long before Miquella figured out how to break the compulsions of the Golden Order and become a god if weโre supposed to believe living!Ranni could barely move a muscle if her own Fingers didnโt allow it. I donโt know why EVERY single NPC questline boils down to hide-and-seek and yapping simulators that are almost impossible not to break without a guide. I donโt know why everyone gives Miyazaki a pass for how lacking the actual Role-Play aspects of his games have always been. And even GOD doesnโt know what the timeline of events is and how long ago anything actually happened.
What I do know is this; you fuck with my pets, youโre gonna die. Or get mindwhammied by my dubiously consensual life-partner. Simple as.
For metric people: That's $1.36 per liter And using today's exchange rates of 1 USD = 0.91 EUR and 1 USD = 0.77 GBP: โฌ1.24 per liter / ยฃ1.05 per liter
I feel like there are a lot of shoujo/josei series out there with a similar premise like this already. Chicks like their sadistic/bully characters too.