"Your honour, my client clearly doesn't have any problems with authority. She may has some flaws, but who doesn't? That's why I call my first witness: Makima."
Already a waifu. During the Olympic competition she was carrying a small stuffed toy elephant that belong's to her young daughter. Can see it in her wiki's image.
Honestly though even if he agreed to go on dates with all of them, I'm fairly certain there'd also be chaos in choosing who goes first and things like that.