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Before translation guess: they didn’t know what they were in for when they learned they’d be filling in for Reisen

For some reason, I read that name as "Ubrania".

Ibuki, 5 months pregnant: "Sensei! Look, look! My belly's gotten so big! It's a boy, so I hope he grows up strong and cool, just like you, Sensei!"

Sensei: "...Yeah..."

Sensei (thinking): (Yuuka: "Ibuki-chan is pregnant!? …This can't be!! Sensei, did you take advantage of Ibuki-chan!? That's so low. Stay away from me, you're disgusting."
Noa: "…I'm sorry, Sensei. I'll be leaving early today. I'll finish the rest tomorrow… Excuse me."
Momoi: "Midori!!! Midori!!! Don’t do anything rash!!! We don't even know if it's true yet!!!"
Aris: "If a baby has been conceived, it means we have a new comrade."
Momoi: "Aris, shut up!!!")

Sensei: "Ibuki, come over here."

Ibuki: "What is it, Sensei?"

Sensei: "…" (sound of something clicking)

Ibuki: "Is that... forceps? Did you borrow it from the Remedial Knights?"

Sensei: "I'm sorry." (sound of something piercing)

Ibuki: "Ah!!! It hurts!! Sensei!? Sensei!? What's going on?"

Sensei: "You can't be allowed to give birth."

Ibuki: "Blehh (sound of vomiting)... Sensei… Please, stop."

Sensei: "…Here it is." (pulls out the fetus's leg)

Ibuki: "Sensei… hic… What is that?"

Sensei: "It's… part of the baby."

Ibuki: "Hic… hic… Uwaaahhhh!"

Ibuki: "It hurts!! It hurts!! Please, stop!!!"

Sensei: "I'm sorry… I'm so sorry… (sound of removing the remaining parts)"

━━━━━━━━━Several minutes later…

Ibuki stares blankly at the ceiling.

Sensei: "I'm sorry… The Medical Emergency Club is on their way."

Ibuki: "Sensei's… baby… My baby… hic… I wanted to play together. I wanted to go to the park. I even wanted to teach them how to draw… hic… I wanted to show them to Makoto-senpai, and Iroha-senpai… My precious, precious… Ibuki's… sniff… baby."

Sensei: "…It seems like the Medical Emergency Club has arrived. Ibuki, stay calm. I'll explain the situation to Sena."

Sena: "Sensei! What happened? I heard Ibuki-san was injured and rushed over."

Sensei: "Oh, Ibuki stepped on a landmine at the park. As you can see, her internal organs are damaged. She needs immediate treatment."

Sena: "…Understood. Mob-chan, get the stretcher."

Source: https://twitter.com/Bluearchimeigen/status/1824826337867272207

Original text, which this image is referencing:

【閲覧注意】R-18G
「イブキ」
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妊娠5ヶ月のイブキ「せんせー！みてみて！お腹こんなにおっきくなった〜！男の子だから先生みたいにカッコよくて強い子に育って欲しいなぁ」

先生「…そうだね…」

先生( ユウカ『イブキちゃんが妊娠した！？……ありません！！先生イブキちゃんに手を出したんですか！？ホント、最低です。近寄らないでください、汚らわしい』 ノア『…ごめんなさい先生、今日は早退します。残りは明日やっておきますので…失礼します』 モモイ『ミ゛ドリ゛！！！ミ゛ドリ゛！！！！早まんないでよ゛！！！まだ本当かどうか分からないでしょ！！！』 アリス『赤ちゃんができたということは仲間が増え』 モモイ『アリス黙って！！！』 )

先生「イブキこっち来て」

イブキ「な〜に？先生」

先生「…」ｶﾁｬｶﾁｬ…

イブキ「それって…ペアン？だっけ？救護騎士団のみんなから借りたの？」

先生「ごめん」ｸﾞﾁｭ

イブキ「イ゛ｯ！！！痛い゛！！先生！？先生！？どうしたの？」

先生「君が、子供を産むわけにはいかないんだ」

イブキ「お゛ぇ゛ぇ(ﾍﾞﾁｬﾍﾞﾁｬﾍﾞﾁｬ)…先生…お願い、やめて」

先生「…ここか。」(胎児の足を捥ぐ)

イブキ「先生…ﾋｯｸﾞ…そ…それは？」

先生「赤ちゃんの…一部だよ」

イブキ「ﾋｯ…ﾋｯｸﾞ…う゛ぁ゛あ゛あ゛ああ゛あ゛」

イブキ「い゛だい゛！！い゛だい゛！！や゛め゛で！！！」

先生「ごめん…ごめん…(ｸﾞﾁｭｯｺﾞﾘｯ…ｽﾞﾎﾟ…)」(残りを取り出す)

━━━━━━━━━十数分後…

虚ろな目で天井を見上げているイブキ

先生「ごめんね、今救急医学部が向かってるから…」

イブキ「先生の…赤ちゃん…私の赤ちゃん…ﾋｯｸﾞ…一緒に遊びたかった。公園にも行きたかった。お絵描きだって教えたかった…ﾋｸﾞｯ…マコト先輩にも、イロハ先輩にも見せたかった…かわいいかわいい…イブキの…ｸﾞｽｯ…赤ちゃん」

先生「…救急医学部が到着したみたいだ。イブキは大人しくしてて、先生がセナに状況を説明するから」

セナ「先生！どうしました？イブキさんが怪我を負ったと聞いて駆けつけました」

先生「あぁ、イブキが公園で地雷を踏んでね、見てのとおり内臓が傷ついてる。早急に手当を」

セナ「………わかりました。モブちゃん、担架を」

Source: https://twitter.com/Bluearchimeigen/status/1824826337867272207

user_1219261 said:

I wished i was here earlier, before this was posted, now i cant unsee what i have seen
What kind of fucked up fantasy was this?

user 1219261 said: (Forbidden knowledge)

I now know the context and I wish I didn't

Hankpropaniac57 said:

Original text, which this image is referencing:

Japanese social media are a lost cause.

user_1219261 said:
stuff

Why God has to cursed me with a knowledge of a language

Turns out that actually is the French flag she's holding, but it appears to be the version that's hung at the Arc de Triomphe, which has lateral stripes instead of vertical.

XD

:LeoNice:

Takticool Lappy

:2BLewd:

that my friend, is not an AR-15

What the fucK?

Of all the fruits to show up here.

Fact: Pokeweed berries are actually quite poisonous and eating a few of them can actually kill a person

I wonder which driver she stood for - Nico Hulkenberg or Sergio Perez?

I have done some calculations and following them I have reached the conclusion that she is 1.86m tall. Also, nice art.

Making-of available in bilibili (19s): https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV15M411S7qa/

The moment when Aerith discovers her love of flowers and lilies in particular.

Yuuka used Scary Face!
It's super effective!

high_status_bastard said:

wat

Unbreakable said:

wat

You never seen the "Pls rember" copypasta?

blindVigil said:

You never seen the "Pls rember" copypasta?

I wish I hadn't, I lose brain cells every time I see it.

BOTH versions of the FG 42 in one picture!