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Ibuki, 5 months pregnant: "Sensei! Look, look! My belly's gotten so big! It's a boy, so I hope he grows up strong and cool, just like you, Sensei!"

Sensei: "...Yeah..."

Sensei (thinking): (Yuuka: "Ibuki-chan is pregnant!? โ€ฆThis can't be!! Sensei, did you take advantage of Ibuki-chan!? That's so low. Stay away from me, you're disgusting."
Noa: "โ€ฆI'm sorry, Sensei. I'll be leaving early today. I'll finish the rest tomorrowโ€ฆ Excuse me."
Momoi: "Midori!!! Midori!!! Donโ€™t do anything rash!!! We don't even know if it's true yet!!!"
Aris: "If a baby has been conceived, it means we have a new comrade."
Momoi: "Aris, shut up!!!")

Sensei: "Ibuki, come over here."

Ibuki: "What is it, Sensei?"

Sensei: "โ€ฆ" (sound of something clicking)

Ibuki: "Is that... forceps? Did you borrow it from the Remedial Knights?"

Sensei: "I'm sorry." (sound of something piercing)

Ibuki: "Ah!!! It hurts!! Sensei!? Sensei!? What's going on?"

Sensei: "You can't be allowed to give birth."

Ibuki: "Blehh (sound of vomiting)... Senseiโ€ฆ Please, stop."

Sensei: "โ€ฆHere it is." (pulls out the fetus's leg)

Ibuki: "Senseiโ€ฆ hicโ€ฆ What is that?"

Sensei: "It'sโ€ฆ part of the baby."

Ibuki: "Hicโ€ฆ hicโ€ฆ Uwaaahhhh!"

Ibuki: "It hurts!! It hurts!! Please, stop!!!"

Sensei: "I'm sorryโ€ฆ I'm so sorryโ€ฆ (sound of removing the remaining parts)"

โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”Several minutes laterโ€ฆ

Ibuki stares blankly at the ceiling.

Sensei: "I'm sorryโ€ฆ The Medical Emergency Club is on their way."

Ibuki: "Sensei'sโ€ฆ babyโ€ฆ My babyโ€ฆ hicโ€ฆ I wanted to play together. I wanted to go to the park. I even wanted to teach them how to drawโ€ฆ hicโ€ฆ I wanted to show them to Makoto-senpai, and Iroha-senpaiโ€ฆ My precious, preciousโ€ฆ Ibuki'sโ€ฆ sniffโ€ฆ baby."

Sensei: "โ€ฆIt seems like the Medical Emergency Club has arrived. Ibuki, stay calm. I'll explain the situation to Sena."

Sena: "Sensei! What happened? I heard Ibuki-san was injured and rushed over."

Sensei: "Oh, Ibuki stepped on a landmine at the park. As you can see, her internal organs are damaged. She needs immediate treatment."

Sena: "โ€ฆUnderstood. Mob-chan, get the stretcher."

Source: https://twitter.com/Bluearchimeigen/status/1824826337867272207

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    ใ€้–ฒ่ฆงๆณจๆ„ใ€‘R-18G
    ใ€Œใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€
    โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ
    โ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆโ–ˆ

    ๅฆŠๅจ 5ใƒถๆœˆใฎใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€Œใ›ใ‚“ใ›ใƒผ๏ผใฟใฆใฟใฆ๏ผใŠ่…นใ“ใ‚“ใชใซใŠใฃใใใชใฃใŸใ€œ๏ผ็”ทใฎๅญใ ใ‹ใ‚‰ๅ…ˆ็”ŸใฟใŸใ„ใซใ‚ซใƒƒใ‚ณใ‚ˆใใฆๅผทใ„ๅญใซ่‚ฒใฃใฆๆฌฒใ—ใ„ใชใใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œโ€ฆใใ†ใ ใญโ€ฆใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿ( ใƒฆใ‚ฆใ‚ซใ€Žใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใŒๅฆŠๅจ ใ—ใŸ๏ผ๏ผŸโ€ฆโ€ฆใ‚ใ‚Šใพใ›ใ‚“๏ผ๏ผๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใซๆ‰‹ใ‚’ๅ‡บใ—ใŸใ‚“ใงใ™ใ‹๏ผ๏ผŸใƒ›ใƒณใƒˆใ€ๆœ€ไฝŽใงใ™ใ€‚่ฟ‘ๅฏ„ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใงใใ ใ•ใ„ใ€ๆฑšใ‚‰ใ‚ใ—ใ„ใ€ ใƒŽใ‚ขใ€Žโ€ฆใ”ใ‚ใ‚“ใชใ•ใ„ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€ไปŠๆ—ฅใฏๆ—ฉ้€€ใ—ใพใ™ใ€‚ๆฎ‹ใ‚Šใฏๆ˜Žๆ—ฅใ‚„ใฃใฆใŠใใพใ™ใฎใงโ€ฆๅคฑ็คผใ—ใพใ™ใ€ ใƒขใƒขใ‚คใ€ŽใƒŸใ‚›ใƒ‰ใƒชใ‚›๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใƒŸใ‚›ใƒ‰ใƒชใ‚›๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผๆ—ฉใพใ‚“ใชใ„ใงใ‚ˆใ‚›๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใพใ ๆœฌๅฝ“ใ‹ใฉใ†ใ‹ๅˆ†ใ‹ใ‚‰ใชใ„ใงใ—ใ‚‡๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใ€ ใ‚ขใƒชใ‚นใ€Ž่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใŒใงใใŸใจใ„ใ†ใ“ใจใฏไปฒ้–“ใŒๅข—ใˆใ€ ใƒขใƒขใ‚คใ€Žใ‚ขใƒชใ‚น้ป™ใฃใฆ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใ€ )

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ“ใฃใกๆฅใฆใ€

    ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€Œใชใ€œใซ๏ผŸๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œโ€ฆใ€๏ฝถ๏พ๏ฝฌ๏ฝถ๏พ๏ฝฌโ€ฆ

    ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€Œใใ‚Œใฃใฆโ€ฆใƒšใ‚ขใƒณ๏ผŸใ ใฃใ‘๏ผŸๆ•‘่ญท้จŽๅฃซๅ›ฃใฎใฟใ‚“ใชใ‹ใ‚‰ๅ€Ÿใ‚ŠใŸใฎ๏ผŸใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œใ”ใ‚ใ‚“ใ€๏ฝธ๏พž๏พ๏ฝญ

    ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€Œใ‚คใ‚›๏ฝฏ๏ผ๏ผ๏ผ็—›ใ„ใ‚›๏ผ๏ผๅ…ˆ็”Ÿ๏ผ๏ผŸๅ…ˆ็”Ÿ๏ผ๏ผŸใฉใ†ใ—ใŸใฎ๏ผŸใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œๅ›ใŒใ€ๅญไพ›ใ‚’็”ฃใ‚€ใ‚ใ‘ใซใฏใ„ใ‹ใชใ„ใ‚“ใ ใ€

    ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€ŒใŠใ‚›ใ‡ใ‚›ใ‡(๏พ๏พž๏พ๏ฝฌ๏พ๏พž๏พ๏ฝฌ๏พ๏พž๏พ๏ฝฌ)โ€ฆๅ…ˆ็”Ÿโ€ฆใŠ้ก˜ใ„ใ€ใ‚„ใ‚ใฆใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œโ€ฆใ“ใ“ใ‹ใ€‚ใ€(่ƒŽๅ…ใฎ่ถณใ‚’ๆฅใ)

    ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€Œๅ…ˆ็”Ÿโ€ฆ๏พ‹๏ฝฏ๏ฝธ๏พžโ€ฆใโ€ฆใใ‚Œใฏ๏ผŸใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œ่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใฎโ€ฆไธ€้ƒจใ ใ‚ˆใ€

    ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€Œ๏พ‹๏ฝฏโ€ฆ๏พ‹๏ฝฏ๏ฝธ๏พžโ€ฆใ†ใ‚›ใใ‚›ใ‚ใ‚›ใ‚ใ‚›ใ‚ใ‚ใ‚›ใ‚ใ‚›ใ€

    ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€Œใ„ใ‚›ใ ใ„ใ‚›๏ผ๏ผใ„ใ‚›ใ ใ„ใ‚›๏ผ๏ผใ‚„ใ‚›ใ‚ใ‚›ใง๏ผ๏ผ๏ผใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œใ”ใ‚ใ‚“โ€ฆใ”ใ‚ใ‚“โ€ฆ(๏ฝธ๏พž๏พ๏ฝญ๏ฝฏ๏ฝบ๏พž๏พ˜๏ฝฏโ€ฆ๏ฝฝ๏พž๏พŽ๏พŸโ€ฆ)ใ€(ๆฎ‹ใ‚Šใ‚’ๅ–ใ‚Šๅ‡บใ™)

    โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”โ”ๅๆ•ฐๅˆ†ๅพŒโ€ฆ

    ่™šใ‚ใช็›ฎใงๅคฉไบ•ใ‚’่ฆ‹ไธŠใ’ใฆใ„ใ‚‹ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญ

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œใ”ใ‚ใ‚“ใญใ€ไปŠๆ•‘ๆ€ฅๅŒปๅญฆ้ƒจใŒๅ‘ใ‹ใฃใฆใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚‰โ€ฆใ€

    ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ€Œๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใฎโ€ฆ่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“โ€ฆ็งใฎ่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“โ€ฆ๏พ‹๏ฝฏ๏ฝธ๏พžโ€ฆไธ€็ท’ใซ้ŠใณใŸใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚ๅ…ฌๅœ’ใซใ‚‚่กŒใใŸใ‹ใฃใŸใ€‚ใŠ็ตตๆใใ ใฃใฆๆ•™ใˆใŸใ‹ใฃใŸโ€ฆ๏พ‹๏ฝธ๏พž๏ฝฏโ€ฆใƒžใ‚ณใƒˆๅ…ˆ่ผฉใซใ‚‚ใ€ใ‚คใƒญใƒๅ…ˆ่ผฉใซใ‚‚่ฆ‹ใ›ใŸใ‹ใฃใŸโ€ฆใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใ„ใ‹ใ‚ใ„ใ„โ€ฆใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใฎโ€ฆ๏ฝธ๏พž๏ฝฝ๏ฝฏโ€ฆ่ตคใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œโ€ฆๆ•‘ๆ€ฅๅŒปๅญฆ้ƒจใŒๅˆฐ็€ใ—ใŸใฟใŸใ„ใ ใ€‚ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใฏๅคงไบบใ—ใใ—ใฆใฆใ€ๅ…ˆ็”ŸใŒใ‚ปใƒŠใซ็Šถๆณใ‚’่ชฌๆ˜Žใ™ใ‚‹ใ‹ใ‚‰ใ€

    ใ‚ปใƒŠใ€Œๅ…ˆ็”Ÿ๏ผใฉใ†ใ—ใพใ—ใŸ๏ผŸใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใ•ใ‚“ใŒๆ€ชๆˆ‘ใ‚’่ฒ ใฃใŸใจ่žใ„ใฆ้ง†ใ‘ใคใ‘ใพใ—ใŸใ€

    ๅ…ˆ็”Ÿใ€Œใ‚ใใ€ใ‚คใƒ–ใ‚ญใŒๅ…ฌๅœ’ใงๅœฐ้›ทใ‚’่ธใ‚“ใงใญใ€่ฆ‹ใฆใฎใจใŠใ‚Šๅ†…่‡“ใŒๅ‚ทใคใ„ใฆใ‚‹ใ€‚ๆ—ฉๆ€ฅใซๆ‰‹ๅฝ“ใ‚’ใ€

    ใ‚ปใƒŠใ€Œโ€ฆโ€ฆโ€ฆใ‚ใ‹ใ‚Šใพใ—ใŸใ€‚ใƒขใƒ–ใกใ‚ƒใ‚“ใ€ๆ‹…ๆžถใ‚’ใ€

    Source: https://twitter.com/Bluearchimeigen/status/1824826337867272207

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