Ibuki, 5 months pregnant: "Sensei! Look, look! My belly's gotten so big! It's a boy, so I hope he grows up strong and cool, just like you, Sensei!"
Sensei: "...Yeah..."
Sensei (thinking): (Yuuka: "Ibuki-chan is pregnant!? โฆThis can't be!! Sensei, did you take advantage of Ibuki-chan!? That's so low. Stay away from me, you're disgusting."
Noa: "โฆI'm sorry, Sensei. I'll be leaving early today. I'll finish the rest tomorrowโฆ Excuse me."
Momoi: "Midori!!! Midori!!! Donโt do anything rash!!! We don't even know if it's true yet!!!"
Aris: "If a baby has been conceived, it means we have a new comrade."
Momoi: "Aris, shut up!!!")
Sensei: "Ibuki, come over here."
Ibuki: "What is it, Sensei?"
Sensei: "โฆ" (sound of something clicking)
Ibuki: "Is that... forceps? Did you borrow it from the Remedial Knights?"
Sensei: "I'm sorry." (sound of something piercing)
Ibuki: "Ah!!! It hurts!! Sensei!? Sensei!? What's going on?"
Sensei: "You can't be allowed to give birth."
Ibuki: "Blehh (sound of vomiting)... Senseiโฆ Please, stop."
Sensei: "โฆHere it is." (pulls out the fetus's leg)
Ibuki: "Senseiโฆ hicโฆ What is that?"
Sensei: "It'sโฆ part of the baby."
Ibuki: "Hicโฆ hicโฆ Uwaaahhhh!"
Ibuki: "It hurts!! It hurts!! Please, stop!!!"
Sensei: "I'm sorryโฆ I'm so sorryโฆ (sound of removing the remaining parts)"
โโโโโโโโโSeveral minutes laterโฆ
Ibuki stares blankly at the ceiling.
Sensei: "I'm sorryโฆ The Medical Emergency Club is on their way."
Ibuki: "Sensei'sโฆ babyโฆ My babyโฆ hicโฆ I wanted to play together. I wanted to go to the park. I even wanted to teach them how to drawโฆ hicโฆ I wanted to show them to Makoto-senpai, and Iroha-senpaiโฆ My precious, preciousโฆ Ibuki'sโฆ sniffโฆ baby."
Sensei: "โฆIt seems like the Medical Emergency Club has arrived. Ibuki, stay calm. I'll explain the situation to Sena."
Sena: "Sensei! What happened? I heard Ibuki-san was injured and rushed over."
Sensei: "Oh, Ibuki stepped on a landmine at the park. As you can see, her internal organs are damaged. She needs immediate treatment."
Sena: "โฆUnderstood. Mob-chan, get the stretcher."
Source: https://twitter.com/Bluearchimeigen/status/1824826337867272207