'Breaking news: SCHALE's sensei is looking for several new secretaries, following an unfortunate and mysterious accident involving an anvil falling from the sky onto their arms.
In other unrelated news: Morale in Kivotos has increased by up to 900%.'
Huh, guess the really ate the image of the Sun rather than a actual Sun. Because the Sun would taste like sour.* *Source: "what if? 2", page 301 to 303
