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Halaster_the_Mad said:

Basically, this is Mio-chan's first kiss. The second one was with Megumi Sokabe, as one can easily deduce from another official art where Mio gives Megumi a chocolate heart, proposing to her (like asking her on a relationship). Oh, that crush Megumi developed for Mio when she saw her panties on that night, when Mio tripped over the bass wire and fell...

Cry, weebs! 😎

Cry babies downvoted u because they can't see or accept the obvious? lol
Sokabe-senpai fvcks Mio-chan for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday, bruh, best couple. But damn producers didn't want that on show because they're ghey. Fooking lame, I'll say.

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    U_R_Fooked said:

    Cry babies downvoted u because they can't see or accept the obvious? lol
    Sokabe-senpai fvcks Mio-chan for breakfast, lunch and dinner everyday, bruh, best couple. But damn producers didn't want that on show because they're ghey. Fooking lame, I'll say.

    Yours is the best comment I have ever red in Danbooru. I agree 150% with you - Sokabe-senpai & Mio-chan IS the best couple plus Mio-chan is fooked by her senpai morning, afternoon, and evening.

    I did a more detailed explanation about the relation of Sokabe-senpai & Mio-chan on another official art, including some stuff I red in a late interview with Yukiko Horiguchi (the main illustrator of K-On!). If you want, check this out:

    https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/613707?q=akiyama_mio+official_art+

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    Fuck it I'm drunk and just smoked 5 packs o' Camel, so I'll drop the truths: damn cry babies can take a friggin mammoths dick in their arses but can't take a truth to their faces. I'll say it plain to y'all: Mio and Sokabe have drty slut sex all day, and yer not, unless yer suckin ya neighbors dogs cock. Now I'll go back to my Tequila that I bought from a mexican on a parking lot, like muh dads used to say: "life is wild! But I'm wilder, fuck it!" - old man once took 5 hours to find a rat in our kitchen, stood there drinking and when the SOB came out, he grabbed the damn creature and punched rats poison trhu his mouth, then vomited on his dead corpse. Fuuuck, me head spinning, shoulda have suspect that mexican's Italian accent...maybe this 'Quila is gasoline with piss and worms, but fuck it all, ill drink in yer name halster, ya really dropped some truths to these pussies

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    U_R_Fooked said:

    Fuck it I'm drunk and just smoked 5 packs o' Camel, so I'll drop the truths: damn cry babies can take a friggin mammoths dick in their arses but can't take a truth to their faces. I'll say it plain to y'all: Mio and Sokabe have drty slut sex all day, and yer not, unless yer suckin ya neighbors dogs cock. Now I'll go back to my Tequila that I bought from a mexican on a parking lot, like muh dads used to say: "life is wild! But I'm wilder, fuck it!" - old man once took 5 hours to find a rat in our kitchen, stood there drinking and when the SOB came out, he grabbed the damn creature and punched rats poison trhu his mouth, then vomited on his dead corpse. Fuuuck, me head spinning, shoulda have suspect that mexican's Italian accent...maybe this 'Quila is gasoline with piss and worms, but fuck it all, ill drink in yer name halster, ya really dropped some truths to these pussies

    Sir, your comment was the most hilarious I've read in ages! I cried laughing so hard. It's good to have a conversation with a real man. Good times when men were men. This bunch of crybabies are good for nothing. They're a bunch of brats who still wear diapers, their mommy is the one who wipes their asses, and when they read a truth like the one you and I have told them, they run crying asking for a warm glass of Toddy from that fat old woman with hairy armpits that they call 'mom'. Damn! That's it. Mio-chan and Sokabe-senpai spend the day fucking each other in a dirty and hot fuck. If they can't accept this truth, they'll gargle with rotten eggs and piss.

    I had a really crazy cousin. He lived with his aunt, my grandmother. He would wake up in the middle of the night insane with hunger, and eat anything he found in the kitchen. One day my brother and I went to visit our grandmother and we didn't want to leave without giving old Henry a 'gift'. So that night, before we left, when he was already asleep, we left some very green bananas on the table and exchanged his whiskey for mouthwash. My grandmother said that the next day that bastard was howling like a mad wolf with a stomachache and saying he had no idea what he had eaten. Man, damn it, my brother and I almost laughed our heads off. Old Henry ended up in the hospital, but he was thrown out the next day because he tried to harass some nurses. That bastard died of a massive heart attack in the middle of his cousin's birthday party. It was awesome. Everyone was crying and my brother and I burst out laughing until we were thrown out of the party.

    But the best part was the following year, on my cousin's birthday. She was sad because of her cousin Henry's death. So I decided to cheer her up. I grabbed a gallon of anhydrous alcohol and went into the backyard of the house without anyone seeing. I poured the gallon down the drain and threw a lit match. Wow, what a fucking explosion! It blew out all the plumbing on the block. Since I knew it was going to be a mess, I left as if nothing had happened. The next day the firefighters were going from house to house asking about the incident. All I know is that my cousin got a ticket and cursed me a lot. I just told her: "You're welcome, you bitch." At least she forgot about old Henry's death. Happy ending.

    I'll have a few drinks in your honor. Cheers, mate!

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    Halaster_the_Mad said:

    Sir, your comment was the most hilarious I've read in ages! I cried laughing so hard. It's good to have a conversation with a real man. Good times when men were men. This bunch of crybabies are good for nothing. They're a bunch of brats who still wear diapers, their mommy is the one who wipes their asses, and when they read a truth like the one you and I have told them, they run crying asking for a warm glass of Toddy from that fat old woman with hairy armpits that they call 'mom'. Damn! That's it. Mio-chan and Sokabe-senpai spend the day fucking each other in a dirty and hot fuck. If they can't accept this truth, they'll gargle with rotten eggs and piss.

    I had a really crazy cousin. He lived with his aunt, my grandmother. He would wake up in the middle of the night insane with hunger, and eat anything he found in the kitchen. One day my brother and I went to visit our grandmother and we didn't want to leave without giving old Henry a 'gift'. So that night, before we left, when he was already asleep, we left some very green bananas on the table and exchanged his whiskey for mouthwash. My grandmother said that the next day that bastard was howling like a mad wolf with a stomachache and saying he had no idea what he had eaten. Man, damn it, my brother and I almost laughed our heads off. Old Henry ended up in the hospital, but he was thrown out the next day because he tried to harass some nurses. That bastard died of a massive heart attack in the middle of his cousin's birthday party. It was awesome. Everyone was crying and my brother and I burst out laughing until we were thrown out of the party.

    But the best part was the following year, on my cousin's birthday. She was sad because of her cousin Henry's death. So I decided to cheer her up. I grabbed a gallon of anhydrous alcohol and went into the backyard of the house without anyone seeing. I poured the gallon down the drain and threw a lit match. Wow, what a fucking explosion! It blew out all the plumbing on the block. Since I knew it was going to be a mess, I left as if nothing had happened. The next day the firefighters were going from house to house asking about the incident. All I know is that my cousin got a ticket and cursed me a lot. I just told her: "You're welcome, you bitch." At least she forgot about old Henry's death. Happy ending.

    I'll have a few drinks in your honor. Cheers, mate!

    Bruh, mouthwash instead of good ole' whiskey?! Sonuvabitch must've farted mint for days! lol Ole' Henry probuhbly was some deep fucked up dude to harass a nurse, she could've injected liquid shit on his veins, but maybe he deserved, dunno. And ruining parties is the best thing, lgetting drunk and doin' shit 'till you're more hated than the devil was muh dads life mission.
    Anyway, me and da boys chased that mexican, Italian or whatever his mother shit on the toilet and thought was a baby. Never saw a swine sweat and speed that much, kudos to him for driving like a maniac, but he went to the highway and sped that ole' junk of a van 'till he ran outta gas. Heat was tough n' the road deserted that hour, so we kust left him there in the heat, never saw someone curse n' swear like a wild boar, but hey, that's life for ya: ya fook, ya get fooked.
    That's why muh dad said me: don't waste time in college with all those commie shitbags, only to work fer a bald ghey dude that drives a girls car he thinks fancy, 'cause he wasted lotsa muney on that shit. Instead, find a dude that got fooked more than a cheap harlot. You'll probuhbly gonn' have to brawl him fer payment, but at least you'll have more dignity. That's why I work for a creepy ass old sailor in his fishing boat. It's tough job, but the wilder the cooler.
    On a side note, why are all these lame dogfuckers downvoting us? Are we that important to them? Figures...

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    Now, now, gentlemen, don't drink in the art gallery.
    Especially not in the yuri section, do you know how expensive those fresh lillies are? We can't let their scent go to waste.
    And no, an air freshener won't work. It's "baiting" according to those who enjoy this section.

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    My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

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    Dio123 said:

    My name is not important; what is important is what I'm going to do. I just fucking hate this world, and the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred, and I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance, and no life is worth saving, and I will put in the grave as many as I can. It's time for me to kill and it's time for me to die; my genocide crusade begins... here!

    That takes me back.
    A game that shook the gaming world and was front-page news for weeks because it ruffled so many feathers to the point Gabe Newell himself had to step in and apologize personally for the Greenlight incident.
    Only to be forgotten in a few weeks after release because the game itself was an incredibly mediocre snorefest.

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    When the wanabe villain is the only sane girl out of the students, you know Sensei is screwed in more ways than ten.

    icyneesan said:

    Sensei's human rights are disappearing faster and faster :BlobUohCorrection:

    Sensei: Wait, I had rights?

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    icyneesan said:

    Sensei's human rights are disappearing faster and faster :BlobUohCorrection:

    Hahaha Sensei thought he had human rights'? No, no, no the girls gave him the illusion of such a thing. And if any girl, attempts to approach Sensei like Aru it is mutually assured destruction :BlobKnife:

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    MD_Anonymous said:

    Nope it’s Alice. Red Hood has Short hair and Alice has long hair

    It's Red Hood with long hair. artist confirmed in replies to the other version of the post.

    Red Hood gets depicted in Alice cosplay fairly often in images (Most of which don't meet Danbooru quality), so the easiest way to tell is that Red is the one with the solid blue "dead" eyes and outside of the short haired loli depiction of Alice (who has other ways to tell her apart), Alice is almost always depicted with a larger bust.

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