sharp-toothed feral clown girl is my ideal platonic cuddle buddy. all that's missing is she takes off the hat and under it there is either a: cat ears, b: more hair, or c: another hat
It seems Jotaro's message here was typed like a creepy middle-aged man's chat message in Japanese (except without the excessive emoji usage). This style is known as "Ojisan koubun"/おじさん構文 or "ojisan-gokko". The latter is for when the participants are pretending to be old men hitting on younger women.
Lesson of the day: Never try to look yourself up on Google, or the internet, in general, as the results could leave an impact on your well-being, psychologically.
