Okayu: So, to get through this third day, I'll teach Mio how to stop her hiccups. Mio: Eh! Really? Okayu: First, Mio, you have to follow everything I say. Got it? Mio: Yes... got it. hic Okayu: Alright, first... um... close your eyes! Mio: Okay! Okayu: Next is... Korone: Something’s happening... Okayu: Now take a deep breath, fill your belly with air! Mio and Fubuki: takes a deep breath Okayu: Okay, stop! Okayu: ...And Koro-san! Say something funny! Mio: laughs Korone: Eh? Okayu: Wait, no! Mio, you must keep holding your breath! Mio: Hold on... hold on! I’ll try one more time...! Mio: Here I go~! Mio and Fubuki: takes a deep breath Okayu: Alright, Koro-san! Do it! Mio: laughs Okayu: Uh... wait a sec... Everyone: laughs Fubuki: Hey, that was too quick! Okayu: You must hold on here... Fubuki: You can do it, Mio! Okayu: You can do it, Mio! Fubuki: Don’t breathe out! Mio: I can’t hold it... I’ll try harder one more time, then. Okayu: Alright, let's do this! Take a really REALLY big breath! Mio and Fubuki: takes a deep breath Okayu: Alright, Koro-san! Do it! Mio: laughs Korone: Why?! Everyone: laughs Okayu: We haven’t even done anything yet... Fubuki: With just a single word... Korone: But maybe it stopped this time? Okayu: Did it stop? Since it’s a diaphragm spasm... I wonder if it worked... Korone: I think it stopped... Mio: Maybe it did stop... Fubuki: It stopped! Okayu: Oh, great!
Tbf, if you're going to cry about it, the least you could do is avoid getting into positions where multiple women vying for your attention are (if we're being generous) hugging your naked body.
I'm surprised Sensei hasn't collapsed into a black hole, he's so dense....
The way jazz's Blue Archive posts are going (and assuming they're all in the same continuity), it's going to end with someone resting in pieces, and I'm still not sure who. (Likely not Sensei, unless someone figures out how to get pieces from something that dense....)
If heaven is a place I can't go based on how much I donate pray at the church or how broken my moral compass needs to be so a book who knows where it came from has to dictate how I live, I prefer to stay in Limbo. Thank you.
nah dude there are tons of sources of its authenticity from random nobodies from 2 thousand years ago who had all the free time in the world and massive political power/control over what little media was available at the time, followed for years after by people who had nothing else to turn to. trust me bro this is the real deal
