I have an amazing girlfriend, and she is too good for me.
She is kind, and honest, and beautiful. Really, I am not worthy of her. I asked her what it was that she could like about someone like me.
Embarrassed, she replied: "I don't like your voice. But I like everything else about you!" Ahh, it makes me want to cry. Tears of joy, of course.
When I turned 17, I celebrated my birthday with my very first girlfriend. It was the first time for me to celebrate with anybody besides my parents. And it was my first time to be invited to the home of somebody of the opposite sex, and it was also the first time for anybody to say to me "My family is not coming home tonight..."

Wait a second here... Hold on. Calm down.
The real battle is just about to begin.

Don't rush, take it slow, be a gentleman.
I must not to injure my prey, lest she become alarmed and run away.

Slowly, I will win her over.

I love her so much!!
Today, I am going to make her mine!!