No, there's no mistaking it!
Indeed, this must be...!!Impossible...I'm terribly sorry, but this isn't Kobe beef.I'm a... Kobe Beef Expert...Well...Indeed!
This is indubitably Kobe be-Aww, that's too bad, maybe...The scent, juices, mouthfeel, marbling... Ashiya Living KumanottyA parody of "Kari-gurashi no Arrietty"This meat is delicious!Kumano-san, could this possibly be Kobe beef, maybe?!Hang on, Kumano!
You need to answer this carefully!As a self-professed Kobe Beef Expert, it just wouldn't be proper to utter a falsehood!this really is...Certainly, one can easily say that this is delicious meat.Could it possibly be that...Kobe beef, maybe?And once you've arrived at that conclusion, there's no other thought that you can possibly have!But this sure is some delicious beef, yeah?
